OK, so the smug 200-word blog post is ready to go. That's means there's free time to work on your brand positioning.
Personal branding's really important. It's your first step on the road to social media guru enlightenment, a road that will lead you to a place where the self is finally and irrevocably replaced by a carefully crafted set of vacuous slogans.
You're going to need to sum up what matters to you, how you see the world, and your point of view.
Let's start with what matters. The easiest way to frame this is to think about a phrase you might use while introducing yourself to your workshop attendees. You'll want to make sure the word "passionate" is in there somewhere.
Try "I'm passionate about connecting brands with their customers". That's exactly the kind of misplaced passion you should be aiming for.